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CHINESE NAMES - ANNIE WAN (Anyone) ...

* CALLER : Hello, can i speak to ANNIE WAN? (anyone)

* OPERATOR : Yes, u can speak to me...

* CALLER : No, i want to speak to ANNIE WAN!

* OPERATOR : U are talking to someone! Who is this?

* CALLER : I'm SAW WAN (someone) And i need to talk to ANNIE WAN! It's urgent...

* OPERATOR : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

* CALLER : Well...just tell my sister ANNIE WAN that our brother NOEL WAN (no one) was involved in an accident. NOEL WAN injured and now NOEL WAN is being sent to the hospital...right now, AVERY WAN is on his way to the hospital...

* OPERATOR : Look if NO ONE was injured and NO ONE was sent to the hospital, then the accident ins't an urgent matter! U may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

* CALLER : U are so rude! Who are u?

* OPERATOR : I'm SAW LEE...(sorry)

* CALLER : YES! U should be sorry. Now give me your name!!